"Should've Been A Cowboy"

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

The Pinata & The Ninjas

once upon a time there was a pinata.
it was the biggest and baddest pinata in all
the land. because of this it had an ego problem.
an ego problem that had to be taken care of.

so the people had a meeting to
decide how to handle the situation.
the people decided that they would have to
ask the king permission to call on his ninjas to
take care of the pinata, but the king could have
cared less. for he was not affected by the pinata.

the people were distressed about the king's
reaction and they new that something had to be
done about the pinata. so the decide to do the
unthinkable and bypass the king by going
straight to dale the grand ninja.

the grand ninja agreed with the people.
he felt that something should be done
about the pinata. even though he did not
feel threatened by the pinata. due to this he
sent out his youngest and least experience
ninja, emily, to take care of the situation.

unfortunately the grand ninja underestimated
the his new foe and his young ninja was defeated.
when this information got back to the grand ninja
he decided to send michael, a more seasoned
ninja to handle the pinata.

he too was defeated. so was ninja scott.

despite ninja paul's extra meditation and prayer.

he too was defeated.

come to find out the young ninja michael was
corrupt and was aiding the pinata in it's victories.

this made the ninja zuriel angry,

but even the great zuriel, one of
the grand ninja's best students,
was unable to take down the pinata.

this left only one ninja. the greatest
student of the grand ninja, ninja teri.

the battle between the pinata
and ninja teri was a grueling battle.

but in the end ninja teri was victorious,

and all in the land where filled with joy.


At 11/22/2005 12:09 AM, Anonymous faith said...

Cute and fun all wrapped together! *grin*

At 11/22/2005 10:28 AM, Blogger kerri said...

haha nicely done!

At 11/22/2005 12:16 PM, Blogger Winston said...

Yeah the king was pretty tanked that night.

At 11/25/2005 11:48 PM, Anonymous Sharon said...

Wow, this was scary, then funny, then scary again, but it had a happy ending! Whew!

At 11/27/2005 11:25 PM, Blogger The Cynical Tyrant said...

um, when did everyone become ninjas? i thought i was the only ninja.

my ninja-sense must be off.


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